El Orfanato: Spanish for "I wish I wore an adult diaper to the theater"

The Orphanage is tense. Not just during certain scenes or parts like some lower caliber horror movies (I'm looking at you Eli Roth). No, this movie builds to a high level of tension early on and it sustains it until the movie is over. I messed my britches in two different ways while watching this movie because of this:
1. I completely lost control of all of my bodily functions because my brain was too focused on the movie's tensity. This caused me to leave the "flood door" open for 2 hours. Whiz slowly trickled into my pants throughout the movie's running time unnoticed by me.
2. There are a couple of extremely scary parts in this movie that caused me to actually push turds into my pants.

This movie is also one of the best ghost stories I've ever seen. I recommend this movie to anyone that wants to see an awesome story filled to the brim with tension. Should you bring an adult diaper to the theater when you see it? Depends.

I give this movie 5 creepy orphans out of 5.